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Google Demotivational Poster

THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google

TAGS: force powerful google search androids
Rating: 4.71/5

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KaneKrueger - September 29, 2011, 12:24 am
This is not the google you're using.

JUSTIN - Apparently Google Isn't One Of His Fans

gary oldman -

TAGS: google images
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 2:43 am
I just tried...omg!! LOL x 5

FINALLY... - I can log off now

TAGS: internet rnr lastpage google
Rating: 4.25/5

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jeffhardy25 - June 13, 2011, 5:59 pm
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:22 am


TAGS: iceberg fat fake facebook myspace google
Rating: 3.69/5

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Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 6:53 pm
A 3 for all the potential beauty.

google and grandma -

TAGS: grandma google
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Silverheart - October 10, 2015, 9:06 pm

Wait wait wait... there's sausage in creampie? Not sure is disgusting, or even more tempting.
GaryO - October 10, 2015, 8:27 pm
Knew it, 67 in April. Pfft, 'Grey Beard'....mine's white. 'n don't you ferget it, sunny. Now, where's that....zzzzz
Reality Lord - October 10, 2015, 2:52 pm

i'm a pup compared to you grandpa...lol
GaryO - October 9, 2015, 4:31 pm
Didn't mean the age of 49. Meant born in 1949...still older?
Reality Lord - October 7, 2015, 2:15 pm

GaryO - October 6, 2015, 9:30 pm
I'm a 49er. You?
Reality Lord - October 6, 2015, 2:12 pm

Wait....i thought i was the old one?
GaryO - October 6, 2015, 1:08 am
RL rocks. I roll, sorta. So we jive, and are brothers of the faith. Other than that, I'm old, he's young...ish.
Bandit5906 - October 5, 2015, 4:33 pm
Is there any way RL and GaryO are not the same person? 5L

DEDICATION - Taking Google maps to a whole new level

THE SEAGULL - Google's Oldest Enemy

TAGS: seagull google street
Rating: 3.25/5

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bassistciaran - May 21, 2010, 3:43 pm
Yeah, thats not shopped, google has hundreds of shots like that on streetview
Derek - May 20, 2010, 8:10 pm
This is/was real. The street-view camera does blends like that all the time.
Zealot - May 20, 2010, 7:05 pm
lousy shop job and not funny

Artificial Intelligence -

TAGS: norris google
Rating: 2.94/5

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yoda - January 6, 2009, 4:32 pm
suck does your motifake... AIDS I must give you now
Porcelina - September 22, 2008, 8:30 pm


TAGS: google
Rating: 4.92/5

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ughomer - March 17, 2012, 10:27 pm
Ditto. Keep 'em comin'.
Reality Lord - March 17, 2012, 5:42 pm

hey new guy...first poster award :). simple effective NIIIIIIICE. 5L from me and welcome to poster making.


TAGS: pzy googled therfore i am
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

motinet - May 19, 2011, 10:53 am

THIS is when you should use the REPLY button. Rerun will get a notification this way
forseti - May 10, 2011, 3:18 am
rerun - May 9, 2011, 6:41 pm

Hey, Hey, Hey...
Bartimaeus - May 9, 2011, 6:27 pm
@Rerun: Nothing about Good Times? lol
Airman - May 9, 2011, 6:15 pm
I seem to be either a famous computer scientist, born in 1913, or a used car salesman in Maryland
rerun - May 9, 2011, 6:14 pm

seems I also won a grammy for my critically acclaimed career in country music
crankyhead - May 9, 2011, 5:56 pm
i googled my motidentity and google thought i wanted to search for pictures of crackhead. definitely an eye opener. =)
rerun - May 9, 2011, 5:53 pm

I google my real name & I get some baseball player and a retired NFL linebacker who had nothing to be proud of except his ability to snort coke.
forseti - May 9, 2011, 1:46 pm
It's so frustrating: nearly 4 million results for the nickname, about 91 for my real name... :(
Budog - May 9, 2011, 12:08 pm
LOL, epically classic. Yeah, I wish I couldn't be Googled...
forseti - May 9, 2011, 3:55 am
I love it! 5 big brothers
Greeny - May 8, 2011, 11:03 pm
mazing! What's left to accompli5h?


TAGS: google
Rating: 4.06/5

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Verdeckt - July 24, 2011, 7:14 am
Where is google on the google logo?!?! WTF!


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


TAGS: google god rule 198
Rating: 3.52/5

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travesama - January 21, 2010, 1:46 pm
Thanks, I was just reading the rules of the internet and it just came to me
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 11:28 pm
People need to lighten up. I am a Christan and this is fucking hilarious! 5L! I may even log out just to give it another 5L. That is too funny.



TAGS: evil men google censorship tyranny
Rating: 4.71/5

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KylieM - January 31, 2012, 9:08 pm
very poetic
calvin5040 - January 31, 2012, 8:52 pm
what is Google doing exactly?
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:39 pm
5L, awesome poster!
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 31, 2011, 10:05 pm
Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition - Serj Tankian.
Reality Lord - March 31, 2011, 5:12 pm

thnx guys.
WTFO - March 30, 2011, 11:49 pm
spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:41 pm
crankyhead - March 30, 2011, 3:06 pm
5amuel L Jack5on.
tellitlikeitis - March 30, 2011, 10:32 am
What ever happended to "freedom of speech"? 5 L's for this one RL.

Everyone Google's Themselves... -



GOOGLE'S OPINION - Strawberries are better served for fruit salad than on your nipples

TAGS: strawberry nipple google computer funny
Rating: 4.14/5

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starryn8t - December 9, 2011, 4:41 pm
And its a book too lol. http://www.amazon.com/These-Strawberries-Doing-Nipples-Fruit/dp/075151005X
Chopperliscious - October 24, 2009, 8:34 am
Wow - good find! And it's actually there! Five Lions!

STREET VIEW - Yes, you are on Google Street View!

TAGS: google street view
Rating: 3.75/5

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[email protected] - November 14, 2009, 12:04 pm
Of course this is ina foreign country, if it was america they'd either be men or cops or be 300lbs and toothless.



TAGS: google search page internet linkfox101113 racist why are black people so loud
Rating: 2.83/5

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pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:35 pm
and why are sperm small and mobile?
pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:34 pm
I looked up 'Why are' and the first two things were: Why are people gay?(Thats kinda rude
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol "Why are there school."

GOOGLE - Knows what flavor Slurpee you just had.

TAGS: google tongue color taste selurpee
Rating: 4.32/5

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Reality Lord - May 27, 2011, 6:01 pm

i like this...cute!


SUCCESS - $500,000 a year working for Google Some people just reek of what...?

TAGS: revenge nerd geek success failure google
Rating: 3.23/5

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Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 9:52 pm
Geek solidarity!

GOOGLE FAIL - I was so uncontrollably bored, I did this. Yaaaawn. CHEESE!!!

TAGS: google fail go die bored
Rating: 1.18/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - September 17, 2010, 3:30 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 2:50 pm
I was so bored...I gave this a 1L....Pixels



TAGS: kayak across pacific googlemaps fail
Rating: 4.07/5

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ajamesc55 - July 28, 2011, 10:12 pm
google told me to take a left on dirt goat trail one time
DemonicGTR - July 28, 2011, 11:35 am
DemonicGTR - July 28, 2011, 11:33 am
Yep lol I wouldn't have posted it if if wasn't. thanks for the vote ^_^
Vampyro - July 28, 2011, 5:44 am
Holy Crap it'5 real!

THE WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE - not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who do nothing about it! -Albert Einstien

TAGS: google douchebags evil einstien
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - August 20, 2011, 2:11 pm

you mean like Christ?
falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 1:21 pm
Those Auto-Suggestions have to go!
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 3:24 pm
Hi Hammer, make it 22, enough of this discussion. Next post on this poster, today, gets a TO.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:20 pm
21. Because I checked it as soon as I clicked the "Post Comment."
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:19 pm
Well, he took it in the form of how it was an elitist symbol. I think it was accompinied by Skull and Bones on Harvard or Yales doors.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:17 pm
congrats hammer, you just got 20 people to check the clock simultaneously
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:16 pm
which should be a pretty clear indicator of just how screwed up those doucherockets actually were.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
I won't be going anywhere until 345. That's when I will be done with my last patient and I have closed all my notes :-)
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:13 pm
And it was revived by Hitler for the reason of racism and "white supremecy."
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:12 pm
the swastika a big symbol in Buddhism, which, is about as far away from Nazism as a person can get.
Airman - October 20, 2010, 3:08 pm
Hitler became Chancellor in 1933.. and was left alone until he attacked Poland in 1939.. heck, they hosted the '36 Olympics. He emulated Rome with all the symbolism. swastikas have been around long before the nazis started using it, as in Bronze Age
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 3:04 pm
I'm glad you've run away Hammer......you weren't exactly "well liked". In fact...you're a tool.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
Swasticas were also used in war propoganda posters. More proof that just because a symbol is shown doesn't mean its PRO (insert symbol's group)
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
can your EO make us a poster then?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:24 pm
Really, it's impact versus intent. My EO would be super proud right now.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:22 pm
I take it since you haven't answered you now see the poster as it was intended. Anti-Nazi. Its about taking action against evil instead of just watching it happen.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:05 pm
Have you read the quote? Do you agree that the symbol reinforces the wisdom within?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:04 pm
IDK..the Nazi's killing millions of people? Maybe that might be a start.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:03 pm
Could you kindly point out where this poster is about hate?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:54 pm
And my name is all about hate? FAIL.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 12:05 pm
Someone seems to think that this is factfake.com....it isn't.
AdmiralAckbar - October 20, 2010, 12:01 pm
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 8:16 am
In pursuant to Article 4 of Act of 15 September 1935, the eagle of the Reich (Reichsadler; organs of state) points toward your right, while the eagle of the NSDAP (Parteiadler; NSDPA) points to your left.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:14 pm
Martyrs don't make change. Check history.
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:33 pm

knock it off or take a time out....both of you.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2010, 7:26 pm

i could rattle off "so did your mom" ...nah. too big, too controlling, conform or be cast out...kinda like your mom. sorry had to.
urmom - June 26, 2010, 7:17 pm
google did do something asswipe


TAGS: google search jokes internet canadian eunuchs cruise ship motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

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aesop's folly - November 3, 2009, 6:04 pm
hmmm.... They're with stupid?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:25 am
I'd say don't spread the stereotype, but we already do everyday.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
LMAO! i know a guy with that exact ride
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:21 am
Awwww. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaay. Welcome to CanadUH - we are so tough, we ride Honda Vespas with floral seat covers!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:17 am
well i can't say the one without balls because that just wouldn't me specific enough
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:14 am
Who? Tell me, tell me!!!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:13 am
I guess you know who the boss is there
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:22 pm
Truly outstanding, Ron. 5 milk-bag carrying lions.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:04 am
Hey Mods ... get out yer banning paddles. An' be quick aboot it.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 11:04 pm
Look out it's Mooford LOL!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:15 pm
For the thing about your wife of for quoting American Pie? I assume Canadians hate those movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:13 pm
I will kill you both!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:11 pm
I can answer that! This one time at band camp...
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 10:08 pm
Think about that for a second. Do you really want that answered?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:06 pm
How do you know my Wife Ron?

GOOGLE - No bullcrap

TAGS: google msn aol yahoo adverts
Rating: 3.2/5

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TheGoat - February 4, 2010, 4:04 pm
If you're using Igoogle you can make your home page as busy as you want...
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 11:41 am
yeah i am mistaken, sorry everyone for my stupidity
Roamer - October 19, 2009, 11:31 am
This has been here for like 2 years.. I'm surprised it doesn't have more
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 11:22 am
over 500 votes? anyone wanna say fraud?
bOB cHIN - August 12, 2009, 11:10 am
Based on the nuber of votes this POS poster haws gotten, I'd have to say that Seans' original comment is true. It must be in every cubicle
lol - January 18, 2009, 10:37 pm
I wouldnt be wanting to work for Google right now, not when they are laying of thousands of people and closing entire engineering centres in Norway, Sweden and other countries. Times are a changing - MORE POWER TO THE PEOPLE! WOOT
Sean - May 8, 2008, 11:40 am
It may have taken you two weeks this time "Google" but you finally clawed your damn way back to #1 -- you magnificant bastard you. I hate you so much -- yet love you like a brother (just not a brother names Spike: he's dead to me).
GFYM - May 6, 2008, 9:33 pm
Google is nothing but bullshit. Just with less words.
Sean - April 13, 2008, 6:18 pm
Is there any truth to the rumour that to work at Google you have to vote for this poster?
Tom - March 24, 2008, 11:10 am
Hahyouwish - March 22, 2008, 3:20 pm
that soooo true....i never though about it like that before...thats exactly the reason i love google...no bullshit!

GOOGLE - A Few Words Away From Questions You Never Thought About Asking..

TAGS: google
Rating: 3.09/5

GOOGLE - Smarter Than You May Think

TAGS: ann coulter google republican conservative democrat liberal politics government
Rating: 2.95/5

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funnyman37 - January 19, 2010, 8:03 pm

GOOGLE! OH COME ON SHARON! - I'm Ozzy Osbourne, I'm the Prince of Darkness. Evil! Evil! What's so evil about Google!?

TAGS: ozzy google prince
Rating: 2.94/5

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steph1 - March 31, 2011, 7:09 am
strange looking Ozzy - lol - wonder what "The Deadman" would say...


SPYWARE - "And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from evil." -No Idea


TAGS: google wrong search undaunted
Rating: 4.79/5

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Feasibly - February 22, 2012, 10:45 am

GOOGLE - They know everything

TAGS: google
Rating: 4.71/5

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house - May 30, 2011, 10:27 pm
They are your keys....I stole them.....you sure yor car is still where you left it ???
xkjaguar - May 30, 2011, 10:19 pm
xkjaguar - May 30, 2011, 10:19 pm
Hey they look like my keys!
xkjaguar - May 30, 2011, 10:19 pm
Hey they look like my keys!


TAGS: motifake google websense endings hammy
Rating: 4.45/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:19 pm
Part of life unfortunately. Great poster!

THAT MAY BE... - But God doesn't get me results as fast as Google.




TAGS: google faked atheist bullshit religion
Rating: 3.18/5

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maxenzo - March 26, 2012, 4:25 pm
lets count wars created by atheists? "ww1" "ww2" "korea war" "vietnam" "soviet afghanistan war" "iraq" "new afghanistan war" interestik
ILB - September 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
if anything deserves to be bashed, it is organized, man made, religion.
TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2009, 9:54 pm
Even if it is faked, it's still hilarious. If good reviews are your goal, get off the internet.
hghscaboose - September 2, 2009, 6:04 pm
Easily faked, not funny, go kill yourself. Any one that uses motifakes should know that you cant bash religion and get good reviews....idiot

GOOGLE - Now with more results than God

TAGS: google god search
Rating: 3.14/5

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aesop's folly - November 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
old shit
Derek - November 5, 2009, 4:01 pm
Should we burn our computers?


TAGS: jesus your mother googlefight
Rating: 2.58/5

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K - July 21, 2009, 3:26 pm
I'll say!

Every 9 Seconds -

TAGS: patience dating google bitch slap
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - August 12, 2014, 8:37 pm


TAGS: nazi day assignment google therell be no oogle as long as you have google
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mongoose - December 7, 2010, 8:15 am
I need to see Google now?!?!?!
TheGoat - March 6, 2010, 1:51 pm
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:05 pm
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:34 pm

Google maps -



TAGS: google drt paranoia rpg
Rating: 4.23/5

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DrT - April 1, 2011, 3:04 am
first comment: noted. second comment: opinions, and all that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 11:49 am
he's saying that the address at the bottom is a web tag and should no be there..(Links, tags and artists signatures are all verboten)....also, this poster is not funny.
DrT - March 31, 2011, 11:31 am
beg pardon ?
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2011, 10:57 am
Lame - Tagged!

GOOGLE - How it would work without computers

TAGS: google
Rating: 3.76/5

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Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 10:11 pm
Excellent work. Short and sweet and masterful artwork. 5 Chinese Fu Dogs.
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 9:40 pm
Cubby did it!

PSYCHIC GOOGLE - Yes. Yes. No. Really? Yes. No. No. Probably. Yes. What?

TAGS: sarah jessica parker google search psychic
Rating: 3.56/5

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agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:17 am
Mooooo noticed him right out of the gates... first day. I still maintain that he pulled off a miracle... avoiding bashing from both moooo and myself.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:05 am
Okay, maybe not the first one, but the first one where we really started noticing him.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2009, 1:53 pm
Well done!
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:04 am
I know... I love when a motifake becomes an exception to the rule.
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 3:02 am
Would have just been a bad hey look what I found, but the caption goes perfectly with it. Great one.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:01 am
I love it!


TAGS: google
Rating: 3.5/5

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monoko - July 28, 2011, 3:46 am
i think so. and they want to much info about us. and they getting it even if we don't "confess" about it
Reality Lord - July 27, 2011, 11:05 pm

and before google answered everyones question, we had God. do you think maybe they've let it get to their head?

DEAR WWE, - This makes you look a little desperate.

WORST DOCTOR - yada yada yada putting words ehre

TAGS: doctor funny comedy i was bored and listening to george carlin while searching google randomly
Rating: 3/5

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Iseult2 - February 8, 2012, 9:31 pm
TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions in Space, and its camouflage mechanism got stuck in that shape, as a Police Public Telephone Box with a nonfunctional phone in the time period when those were common and he never got around to fixing it.
Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:56 pm
So what is with all the plain looking females side kicks?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:10 pm
They should have tried that with Daren from Bewitched. lol
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
You see each time the "Doctor" get seriously injured he has to regenerate and in doing so he takes on a new form and personality. Talk about flawless story telling in my opinion.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
Actually 2 hearts. And yes he's a Time Lord AKA time traveller who uses a TARDIS (It's looks like a phone booth) to travel through time. ANd come to think of it David Tennant is no longer Dr. Who. Since Jan 1st it's Matt Smith now.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:03 pm
That's badass. lol Makes me wish I had watched the show. Isn't that the one where the guy is a time traveler with like four hearts?
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 1:59 pm
It's David Tennant the guy that plays Doctor Who in the new remake. It's a double joke for Dr. Who fans.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:34 pm
The empty space at the bottom kinda threw me off, but that's a great Carlin quote...and the pictured gentleman seems to be holding a probe of some kind. 4.5/5 If I could get these lions to cooperate...Fuck it, I'll round up.

CHINESE PEOPLE - Its amazing how many innocent people are petrified by their very existence

GOOGLE - It will clean you in 0.32 seconds

TAGS: google fail
Rating: 2.75/5

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GOOGLE MAPS - Everyone uses it

TAGS: google maps
Rating: 2.11/5

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YES! - You are on Google Maps

BATMAN 3 - Wait, when did 2 come out?

TAGS: batman comics comic movies google
Rating: 1.95/5

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Daimyo Kazu - October 30, 2008, 5:45 pm
Not quite. There were at least two Batman movies made before Tim Burton got his ingenious hands on the material. One was black and white, the other was based on the campy '60s tv show, we all hold so dearly. So it is either Batman eight, or given the fact
willowbrook - September 9, 2008, 3:15 pm
1992, batman returns... dark knight is batman 6

MY POKEMON - Bring all the nerds to the yard.


TAGS: canadians google
Rating: 4.73/5

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ICEMAN - March 6, 2012, 6:24 pm
Yeahbut....... Mooooooooooooooooooo's god goes by the name of Jameson.

Are you helping? -

TAGS: nsa spying prevention google glass
Rating: 4.38/5

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lgvernon - January 11, 2014, 11:58 pm

LOL~~Yeah, just call me Lucy.
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:13 pm
Is that because your name is Lucy, LG?
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:08 pm
I want one of those Inax toilets. It analyzes your stool and sends the result to your phone.
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:01 pm
Stupid people EVERYWHERE.
premiumgrade - January 11, 2014, 9:00 pm
That should be entertaining, Steve
steve1961 - January 11, 2014, 2:54 pm
If it's any consolation to you, no matter how sophisticated the technology gets...stupid people will still be operating it. VCR's use to be advanced and most of them ended improperly programmed and had P&J sandwiches shoved into their drives...
steve1961 - January 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Meh...It'll short out as soon as people start tripping in fountains...The first person videos of people walking into brick walls is also worth waiting for...
lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 8:38 pm

GaryO - January 10, 2014, 8:24 pm
Yeah, my toilet has the same feature. Just this morning it rejected what I ate last night. Thought it wasn’t me due to the rife amount of carrots and rutabagas. Coulda used a voice recognition plunger.
lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 7:43 pm

If it says, 'Good Morning, Linda,' in the 2001 Hal voice, it's hittin' the wall.
lgvernon - January 10, 2014, 7:42 pm

My brand new Samsung smartphone has both facial and vocal recognition software in it. I can also operate it entirely with gestures, without touching the screen at all. Just another example of how fast all this technology is moving.
premiumgrade - January 10, 2014, 1:38 pm
You should watch the promotional video, if you already haven’t. It’s quite amazing, but ups the privacy issue to RED.
premiumgrade - January 10, 2014, 1:37 pm
On top of this, NameTag has released a facial recognition app to be used with Google Glass: Snap a pic, run it against their data base & find any public info available. This is stepping over the line.
premiumgrade - January 10, 2014, 1:26 pm
The only recording I'll do is with my mind.
steve1961 - January 10, 2014, 6:47 am
So you won't be watching us back I take it?
premiumgrade - January 9, 2014, 6:51 pm
I'm not helping to EXPAND their spying capabilities by posting. Wearing these glasses greatly expands their capabilities. Literally millions of sets of eyes around the world. I won’t help them.
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:40 pm
Scary true
Reality Lord - January 9, 2014, 7:40 am

love it
steve1961 - January 9, 2014, 12:58 am
And so you post something online..?


TAGS: felling lucky google unsatisfied pzy
Rating: 4.35/5

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coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 6:57 pm
I feel lucky when I Google myself all of the time. I'm not sure while, it fails each time. 5L.



I QUIT - When work means doing the same thing everyday, multiple times with no pay or even thanks.... It sucks. Turn around, show your back and walk away.

TAGS: google work pay quit hilaroius
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - August 21, 2011, 12:34 am
It's been fighting for more than a decade now... fighting to serve us :D ... thanks
mariand - August 20, 2011, 4:18 pm
never give up without fight...5L

JORDAN'S VALLEY - Not quite the fertile mounds I was looking for


CHAT WITH YOUR CIRCLES - Challenge accepted


INTERNET TOUGH GUYS - MotiFake is full of them!

TAGS: google
Rating: 3.65/5

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MrBlack - April 23, 2010, 10:59 pm
Mastered? I took Tae Kwon Do for around 5 months but mastered is a bit much. I don't think I made green belt. And of course being banned is always because mods are fascist bastards. It has nothing to do with the fact that you're a douchebag.
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 3:49 pm
Zack Parsons runs Somethingawful.com
bill - October 16, 2009, 11:30 am
what, no jokes about anon picking on em?
Sean - May 11, 2009, 12:59 am
Who's ZACK PARSONS? He sounds mean. He won't come after us, will he? Eh?
Dz - May 5, 2009, 12:12 pm
Look he's even decked out in tough guy attire, leather jacket and a punisher shirt ready for battle.
Sean - May 5, 2009, 11:47 am
5 foofy poodles for the primo ITG bait, CB.
Sean - May 5, 2009, 11:46 am
Anyone notice how all the site's ITG's are crawlin' outta the woodwork just pay tribute to this poster? I could just ju jitsu karate chop their asses. Always slagging my posters, specially the one's where I give Anne Coulter her rightious props.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 1:51 am
Awesome poster, Cubbybear! 100 lions, and super extra bonus points, too.
Hector - April 9, 2009, 10:23 am
So great I wish I could give it a 10.
LogicDude - April 9, 2009, 8:17 am
One word: AMSOME! I MUST get my subscription!

GOOGLE - It finally cracked!

YOUR CARTOON SELF - She gets more action than you do. How's that for demotivation?

TAGS: google ads pays site cubby
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

alldaybuffet - July 4, 2010, 6:52 pm
no comment

MOTIFAKE - Just Made Google Its Bitch.

SAFESEARCH IS ON - I bet you never expected this when you typed "upskirt images" in the search engine.

TAGS: rnr google upskirt cubby
Rating: 3.46/5

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Faceplant31 - July 1, 2010, 4:23 pm
A timmies only chance of getting any kind of up skirt action.

EROTIC IMAGES - Google Approved Safe For Work

TAGS: erotic pixelated sfw google rerun
Rating: 3.41/5

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agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 2:26 pm
It's not good when you can identify a gap after using Atari 2600 pixelation.

GOOGLE?!?!?! -

TAGS: google
Rating: 3.4/5

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GOOGLE: "DON'T BE EVIL" - sometimes the exception proves the rule


TAGS: google thous shall recieve lols
Rating: 2.81/5

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culos - September 1, 2010, 1:20 pm
Must not Nazi, but rec ie ve??? Should have been rejected and re-done, otherwise OK I guess

I'M SORRY... - The internet is FREE...you can't beat free

TAGS: google
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

HtD - April 5, 2009, 6:44 pm
Unless they paid you to go there?

WHY DOES MY VAG SMELL - Somethings are better left unanswered.


TAGS: obama google search suggestions
Rating: 2.34/5

More motifakes by Luke

WTFO - November 6, 2009, 12:04 am
From me at least. Besides, I don't want anyone to confuse you with the hater. BTW, do you have any more cow bell?
MrRandom - November 5, 2009, 11:52 pm
I get respect?
WTFO - November 5, 2009, 11:51 pm
I had to try it, and this isn't faked. Google comes up with something very similar. BTW, Random (the one with out the respect of "Mr." in front), are you still blaming Bush for everything. Obama isn't fixing anything, he's destroying the Constitution.
Billy - November 5, 2009, 10:46 pm
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:12 pm
Junk. Pure junk.
Me - November 4, 2009, 2:23 pm
Isn't there a politifake site for things like this?
Random - November 4, 2009, 2:18 pm
You americans gave Bush 8 years to fuck everything up, and your suprised that its taking Obama longer then 6 months to clean it all up.

THE BEATLES - They're not more popular than Jesus anymore.

OH SHIT! - no wait...wtf im still alive!

TAGS: google tube shit bricks when you see it divide divided by zero
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by Alexiel

aPauling - August 20, 2008, 4:48 pm
I guess Googling Google is not like dividing by zero. You got lucky this time. Now cut that shit out before you kill us all!

IT'S DECIDED - he is the messiah

TAGS: obama fight win messiah googlefight
Rating: 2.27/5

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Derek - September 30, 2009, 12:06 am
He does in fact come out ahead of "Jesus Christ"


ARMAGEDDON IS COMING - Choose your team wisely.

TAGS: pirates ninjas chuck norris jesus google trends armageddon is coming choose yor team
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Dalton

RA - May 14, 2009, 4:09 pm
Weird how ninjas are laying low...for now.
guest - April 22, 2009, 1:12 am
no it will be Mister Rogers in a blood soaked sweater be the last one standing
Pablo - December 9, 2008, 4:12 am
No matter who you choose, only one man will survive, and that man will be Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris puts the laughter into slaughter.
Lloyd - November 28, 2008, 7:41 pm
I choose porn cos porn beats jesus
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:42 am
people search for ninjas but they can never be found...

HOW TO GET REALLY SMELLY FARTS - 1,650,000 ways according to Google

TAGS: google how to get really smelly farts
Rating: 2.17/5
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 12:56 pm
Well, i misread you last post, and yes, this isnt true for me either. I got 150,000
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 12:55 pm
Well yes, now that he has made this poster, the number would increase
Cloudchaser - December 7, 2009, 12:50 pm
I call bullshit. I got 205,000. Only one result using quote marks (and that result was this page)

GOOGLE - Has taken steps to help prevent stupid actions during our drunken stupors.

DRAGONS PWN JESUS - Because he was crunchy and went well with ketchup.

GOOGLE - Teaching your kids to be anorexic and to get pregnant.

TAGS: pregnant google
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by kelly

Jalozyin - July 12, 2011, 11:49 pm
Not to mention unfunny. Odd how this got past the mods.
Jalozyin - July 12, 2011, 11:49 pm
Definitely fake. 1L

GOOGLE EARTH - Full of douchebags just like the real Earth

TAGS: google earth dopuchebags
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by maccadinho

some guy - February 1, 2009, 11:19 am
Actually thats just google maps, not google earth
barockeva - November 26, 2008, 12:22 am
Well maybe if his best friend wasnt a moron he wouldnt have died.
Blues - September 16, 2008, 6:29 am
Actually, he had got drunk after the funeral of his best friend. I have rather more sympathy with him.

ONLINE SWINDLERS - Tricking dopes and rubes to send them ten dollars a piece... or they are legit and in porn.

SOMALIA - Google: Sabe de tudo.

GOOGLE - This is as epic as it gets

TAGS: google
Rating: 1.44/5

More motifakes by Vitek

IT'S OKAY - It'll only hit Portugal.

Lookin' To Get Out -

Blind People are Crazy -